everything thro net

swimming is prohibited

one lady came for a swim for swimming, there she started dressing off her clothes, at that time guard of that pool told her that "swimming is restricted", she surprisingly wondered and told him that "why don't you tell while i am out dressing my clothes" at that time, guard laughingly answered her that "out dressing was not prohibited".

U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance !
U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder !
U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory !
And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!

so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE

Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME

Funny SMS

U r the ACCENT of my Life,
ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes,
ZEN of my Thoughts,
INDICA of my Joy,
LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz

Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U Should be kept in the ZOO
Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO Not in the Cage,
but LAUGHING AT U

FUNNY SMS

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-------- Another MOON ?
..........Possible Another SUN ?
..............Possible Another SKY ?
................Possible Another Friend Like U ?
Impossible 'coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice
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Where we are?

elephants and mosquito.

an elephant got married to a mousquito.on the next day mosquito died.
why is it?
because elephant lit a mosquito coil

webless beggar

Fashion

Home work

FUNNY TOON -1

New One

girl was driving a car ,after every turn she waves her hand (which implies that she wants to turn) , but she moves straight . Aguy at the back of his car got frustrated an asked the lady if u want to turn , then turn why r u not turning when u are waving ur hangd.The girl said i m not giving signs for turning ,i m just drying my wet nail paint .

Inspiring Quotes

Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life so you can learn something from these Quotes

1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good valuecreate a value of your own

2) I f a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so choose the best place where you would shine..

3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when your refuse to get up...

4) Sh ip is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who you are when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him/her

7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world

8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference.

God Bless You All

stupid man

man: what is the cost of this washing machine?
shop keeper: sorry i do not deal with stupid people.
man: how didi you know that i am stupid?
shop : because this is not a washing machine , but a fridge.

Problem&Tallent

What is the difference between problem & Tallent।?

2 boys love 1 girl=Problem!!

1 boy love 2 girls = Tallent!!

Smart Salesman

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!" The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00? Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!" The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much". Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says: "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!" "It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"